Groped by an Angel.

my heart pumps special sauce and i eat salt rounds for breakfast///it's not an addiction, it's a lifestyle


aka aposse-adesse. or just savanna.
i live a pie appreciation life.
edlund is my patronus, but gabe is my bby.
I like my fic possessive, angsty, and gay.
i will forever and always ship destiel, but i don't judge. it's all good.
dean!girl, sam!girl, cas!girl.
yes, this is possible.
meet ren. she's quality and talented, unlike myself.
she even has a store.
#i mostly tag things, swear, and pretend to be funny
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
WHY HAVE I ONLY JUST FOUND YOUR TUMBLR? SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. IT'S PERFECT. IT'S LIKE I JUST FOUND THIS PERFECT HOMELY LAND FILLED WITH MISHA AND SEX AND GIFS. WOW. I LOVE YOU. I'M NOW PLANNING OUR MARRIAGE. DEAL WITH IT.
i-like-it-in-the-slash i-like-it-in-the-slash Said:

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WHAT CAN I SAY.

EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE A LOT OF MISHA IN THEIR LIFE.

I HOPE YOU SHIP DESTIEL.

AND I HOPE YOU LIKE PENISES.

[Half Of Verse 1] Oh Mish Mish how was I supposed to know, Oh pretty baby sorry I came to early, [Chorus To A Different Tune] I must confess that my horniness is killing me now, Don't you know I still believe, That you will fuck me, And give me a sign, FUCK ME MISHA ONE MORE TIME, [Chorus] My horniness is killing me I must confess, I still believe, When you fuck me I lose my mind, Give me a sign, FUCK ME MISHA ONE MORE TIME. *bows and puts away paper* Yes. Good.
i-like-it-in-the-slash i-like-it-in-the-slash Said:

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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE YOU. 

(Cont) FUCK ME MISHA, ONE MORE TIME. Oh baby baby, The reason I scream is you, Mis Mish, you entered me from behind, Oh pretty baby, There's nothing that I wouldn't do, It's not the way I planned it, Show me how to have a good time, Tell me baby cause I need to know now oh because, My horniness is killing me, I must confess, I still believe, When you fuck me I lose my mind, Give me a sign, FUCK ME MISHA ONE MORE TIME
i-like-it-in-the-slash i-like-it-in-the-slash Said:

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YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY BE THIS PERFECT.

Okay, you inspired me. *Pulls out piece of paper* This is to the tune of Brittany Spears' 'Hit Me Baby one More time' *Coughs and sings* Oh baby baby, How was I supposed to know, That you had a fantastic penis, Oh baby baby, I'm never gonna let your erection go, And now you want to fuck, Show me the meaning of true power, Tell me baby cause I need to know now oh because, My horniness is killing me, I must confess I still believe, When you're fukin' me, I lose my mind, Give me a sign, fuck me
i-like-it-in-the-slash i-like-it-in-the-slash Said:

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I AM ACTUALLY CRYING.

wings-and-pistols:

but your arms though..

mishasminions:

TO DESTIEL IS TO ANGST

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